Airline Pilots Unite
Suit up and fly right. Put on a pilot's uniform to get past the TSA agents in a jiffy. Join the mile high club this Halloween. Impress the kids and join the commercial air force. Be a real man who knows how to spread his wings. Fly first class as an overpaid aviator
Treat that sexy stewardess
to a high flying dinner and a movie. Be sure to lock your tables in place and put your seat in an upright position afterwards. Your training school days are long gone. Put on a suit and tie and straighten out that pilot's cap. If Lindbergh's your name, then aviation's your game.