The Caveman Cometh
Suit up in animal
skin to reveal that prehistoric fashion sense. Be an early era entrepreneur and reinvent the wheel. Put on a leopard
print tunic this Halloween and go out on a dinosaur
hunt. You may be just one chromosome away from a great ape
, but inside you have the potential to live like Donald Trump. Be the Neanderthal with a bone to pick tonight.
If you find a sexy cave lady who catches your fancy, just club her on the head and drag her home. Feeling a little flinty? Then spend some quality time practicing your skill around the fire pit. These cheetah hide outfits also make great George of the Jungle costumes.