It’s easy to make time stand still when you have the right costume. By all historical accounts, our dinosaur costumes are period-correct. These costumes will strike terror in the hearts of your foes. They’ll run away screaming like littler dinosaurs when they see you stomping down the street. They will be forced to bow down before you as you utter a bellowing roar. Hold everyone rapt as a ravenous raptor. Feel ten stories tall this Halloween. Show the world who rules the planet. Scare all the kids in the neighborhoods as a terrifying baby T-Rex
. Lead the lazy to extinction. Just remember, that cute, scaly fellow will grow up to be a cold-blooded man-eater.
Stomp around town as Godzilla
to make everyone’s bones shake. Take flight and get above all of the holiday ruckus as a preying pterodactyl. You’ll never have to wait in bumper-to-bumper traffic again. If having a bad attitude puts you in danger of becoming extinct, make them smile as Rex the Dinosaur
from Pixar’s Toy Story. Have them sing along with Barney
, that perky purple fellow (people always forget that he’s a dinosaur just because he’s purple and non-violent).