A pimp or a procurer, if you will, is someone who wields power over people. He or she is capable of exacting their will in a number of ways. You can join the pimp community this Halloween buy purchasing one of the numerous pimp costumes from our collection.
Once you put on the outfit, you'll notice that your demeanor will quickly change. All of a sudden, there will be a substantial limp added to your gait. Next, you will find that your lexicon has been drastically overhauled, and many of the words you once knew have been replaced with slang terminology. Your style of dress, too, will be significantly altered. You will no longer own any neutral-colored clothing, and instead, will amass a wardrobe consisting of brightly colored duds in purple, yellow, green and animal print. The majority of your clothes will also be made of velvet or fur, and in some not-so-rare cases, both.
Before you can get started on this righteous path, you'll need one of our pimp costumes and accessories. Whether you need hats, bell bottoms or something else entirely, we have what everyone needs to get pimped out.