Purring Puss in Boots
Suit up to be the best feline swords
man in a land far, far away. This killer kitty was hired by the king
to assassinate Shrek. Cough up a hairball into the punchbowl this Halloween. Hold off those medieval knights
tonight and prove yourself to be a real cat of nine tails
Puss was originally created to be a French Musketeer
, but with Antonio Bandera's accent he resembled Zorro
instead. Become Fiona's obese and lazy pet. Stare up at your foes with an innocent, wide eyed expression to soften their hearts. Then go in for the kill.